okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14
Petition to mince all the mosquitoes in the world into a fine paste and then feed them to endangered frogs or something I don’t care just get them away from my supple young flesh please
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
my life is a lie
UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
it is 4 am i dont deserve this
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
if you dont record that concert you went to and add 500 seconds to your snapchat story then did you really go at all?