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no-wifi:

My dash did a thing… needless to say I spat my drink over my screen

no-wifi:

My dash did a thing… needless to say I spat my drink over my screen

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

unbears:

you’re ugly, but im uglier then you , which means im beating you at something , sooo eat my foot bitch

sea-shells-sea-shore:

those hugs where to sway side to side, i like that shit

*opens arms wide and waits*

no-wifi:

kohwala:

gimme a brake with these car rules Dan

Holden a sec, was that a car pun?

sea-shells-sea-shore:

The Beatles confused me as a kid - I truly believed there were 8 days in a week and wondered why I couldn’t think of the name for the 8th day after the 7th day

no-wifi:

so my computer did a thing…

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It wanted to change frick to frack!

sea-shells-sea-shore:

The Beatles confused me as a kid - I truly believed there were 8 days in a week and wondered why I couldn’t think of the name for the 8th day after the 7th day

sea-shells-sea-shore:

when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework

kohwala:

stop seeing silence as something that needs to be filled

kohwala:

the fact that Ariana Grande insists on only having the left side of her face photographed gets me out of bed in the morning

A message from Anonymous
Excuse me other anon. In Australia we don't use kik. No one here knows what it is. We communicate with each other by strapping letters to our pet kangaroos and then hope for the best

australian-government:

it’s the best communication system we’ve got so far

the-doctor-exists:

1864damon:

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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