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no-wifi:

so my computer did a thing…

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It wanted to change frick to frack!

sea-shells-sea-shore:

The Beatles confused me as a kid - I truly believed there were 8 days in a week and wondered why I couldn’t think of the name for the 8th day after the 7th day

sea-shells-sea-shore:

when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework

kohwala:

stop seeing silence as something that needs to be filled

kohwala:

the fact that Ariana Grande insists on only having the left side of her face photographed gets me out of bed in the morning

A message from Anonymous
Excuse me other anon. In Australia we don't use kik. No one here knows what it is. We communicate with each other by strapping letters to our pet kangaroos and then hope for the best

australian-government:

it’s the best communication system we’ve got so far

the-doctor-exists:

1864damon:

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me