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bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

no-wifi:

chokin on the d like

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oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

thatfunkypsychofromdownunder:

Petition to mince all the mosquitoes in the world into a fine paste and then feed them to endangered frogs or something I don’t care just get them away from my supple young flesh please

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing

theresawinchesterinmytardis:

sassygaytardis:

microxcuts:

onlyfooling-myself:

dontplaywithme:

light-cream-cheese:

marauder-potter:

coconi:

hussieslips:

louiebonbon:

let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened

oh

#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh

my life is a lie

#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf

oh…

UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

it is 4 am i dont deserve this

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

kohwala:

if you dont record that concert you went to and add 500 seconds to your snapchat story then did you really go at all?

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts