so my computer did a thing…
It wanted to change frick to frack!
The Beatles confused me as a kid - I truly believed there were 8 days in a week and wondered why I couldn’t think of the name for the 8th day after the 7th day
when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework
stop seeing silence as something that needs to be filled
the fact that Ariana Grande insists on only having the left side of her face photographed gets me out of bed in the morning
it’s the best communication system we’ve got so far
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them