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seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

trickshift:

fadeintocase:

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

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play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*